rainbow wrote:pdm: One of my nephews when he was five held a carrot up to his crotch and said, "Suck it bitch!" to one of his cousins while at a family reunion. His parents were slightly embarrassed by his behavior and quietly pulled him aside to make sure he understood that his behavior was unacceptable. I'm pretty sure he was just emulating the behavior of some character from a movie or something, but the point I'm trying to get to is that just about anything can be an innuendo under the right set of circumstances. Bananas, carrots, baseball bats, etc. on the one hand and tacos, buns, etc. on the other. People have dirty minds and any slight resemblance to something sexual is all it takes!
What I want to know was it full-sized carrot, a carrot stick, or a baby carrot!